At the end of the church service, I hear God tell me to put my hand on a stranger’s shoulder and tell him that He loves him. So before I had a chance to argue or ignore, I just did it. It went something like this: “I don’t know why, but God loves you. Wait, that didn’t come out right. I am sure he has His reasons. Ok, wait. Look, I don’t know why I felt He wanted me to tell you, but he sure does. Sorry, I goofed it up.” Thank you, nice guy, for not treating me like a nut, but smiling and saying thanks. And reminding me God even loves goofs like me.
Funny
It Really Happened…And It Was Funny!
I know www.amenandehmen.com is mostly about spiritual things, but, because God has a great sense of humor and because we are made in His image, I hope you get a chuckle out of this. It really happened yesterday and it really made me laugh. Have a happy day!
So, I’m having a little trouble with the shift mechanism in my car and decide to call a dealership to discuss. The conversation went a little something like this:
Man: “Hello, service department, how may we help you?”
Me: “Hi, there. I seem to be having problems with my shift.”
Man: “I’m sorry, ma’am. You will have to be a little more specific.”…
Me: “My shift isn’t working properly.”
Man: “Is it something with your engine, ma’am?”
Me: “I don’t know. It’s my shift. That’s all I know.”
Man: “Ooooh, wait a minute, are you talking about the gear shift?”
Me: “Yes! What did you think I was talking about?”
Man: “I’m sorry,” he said, laughing by this time. “I didn’t hear the F”
Me: “Ohhhh,” I said laughing in return. “That shift is funny.”
Sometimes I don’t have a filter. LOL. But, you have to admit that was pretty funny! 🙂
Amen and Ehmen! 