So, I’m having a little trouble with the shift mechanism in my car and decide to call a dealership to discuss. The conversation went a little something like this:

Man: “Hello, service department, how may we help you?”
Me: “Hi, there. I seem to be having problems with my shift.”
Man: “I’m sorry, ma’am. You will have to be a little more specific.”…
Me: “My shift isn’t working properly.”
Man: “Is it something with your engine, ma’am?”
Me: “I don’t know. It’s my shift. That’s all I know.”
Man: “Ooooh, wait a minute, are you talking about the gear shift?”
Me: “Yes! What did you think I was talking about?”
Man: “I’m sorry,” he said, laughing by this time. “I didn’t hear the F”
Me: “Ohhhh,” I said laughing in return. “That shift is funny.”